
Molly
The one I miss most. Bought as a young longhorn. She is the face of $MOLLY.
$MOLLYMolly · The Texas Longhorn Cash Cow
Dolly came with Molly. Holly was the bonus calf. Four years of hay, drought, and vet bills later I had to let them go. $MOLLY is how I tell that story — and how I aim to buy them back.
Molly
Chapter one
I bought the ranch because I wanted cows. A friend said he had a mama, a baby, and possibly one more on the way. I jumped at it.
Dolly and Molly cost $800. The seller said Dolly might be pregnant. About eight months later she had Holly. That was the bonus deal, standing in the lot.
Most days they grazed for whatever grass they could find. When they got tired they rested in the shade of a young pecan tree in the orchard.
The herd
Three longhorns. One family. The namesake of this whole thing is the girl on the left of the story — Molly.


The one I miss most. Bought as a young longhorn. She is the face of $MOLLY.

Her ear tag says Flying Dolly. I just called her Dolly. She was the mama that came with the deal.

Born about eight months after I brought Dolly home. The “might be pregnant” rumor was true.
Chapter two
Molly got a bad infection in her mouth from the stickers we have all over West Texas. Rather than haul her to the vet, I hired local cowboys to rope her so I could give her the shot myself.
That picture is as close as I have to a magazine cover. It is also the truth of keeping cattle when the land is mean: you do the work in the dirt.


That was one bill. There were others. Keeping cattle in West Texas is not just rope and a syringe — it is every dry month that follows.
The feed
Drought made the grazing sparse. They could not find enough on the place, so I often had to buy. This is them eating a load I bought.
Hay tickets stacked up. Vet bills too. On paper I sold them for $3,000 — a profit from $800 paid. The cost was too high or I would have kept them.

The place

The ranch came with a young pecan orchard. My idea was simple: harvest profits would keep buying livestock.
The trees never produced enough to cover their own upkeep. I have since let nature take care of them.
A local farmer needed grass. I needed the orchard kept down. His sheep graze. I don’t write a check. That trade is still more honest than the pecan crop ever was.
The reason
This is not a cartoon cow invented in a group chat. These are my cattle. I sold them because drought, hay, and vet bills got heavier than the land could carry.
The goal of the token is plain: raise what I need to buy Dolly, Molly, and Holly back if the buyer will sell them back to me, and to keep telling the story either way.
The mint is live on Pump.fun. The X account is live. Buy on the Pump bonding curve — that is the market. An older Dexlab mint with the same name is not this coin. Tokens can go to zero.
$MOLLY is a meme and a story. It is not a promise of profit, not advice, and not a claim that livestock can be bought on a schedule. Meme tokens can go to zero. Only risk what you can lose. If this helps bring three longhorns home, that is the win I am after.